Q: When is a Petiver not a Petiver?
A: A Petiver is *always* a Petiver.
Q: How many Petivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There is only one Petiver, and a regular lightbulb is very big for her. So one Petiver can change one lightbulb if it's a small lightbulb, like a Christmas light.
A: A Petiver is *always* a Petiver.
Q: How many Petivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There is only one Petiver, and a regular lightbulb is very big for her. So one Petiver can change one lightbulb if it's a small lightbulb, like a Christmas light.
