The Peti-Realm Is Saved!

Oh, yay, hooray!  The Peti-Realm is safe for another two years -- a very long time in hamster years!  

The fields and meadowlands endure, and Petiver and Baby Petiver will frolic!

Domain renewals and web things are very hard for hamsters.  Webs are not nice at all, actually -- nests are much better.

And now a nice person has done the web things to save Peti-land, and Peta can rest safely in her very nice nests.  Thank goodness!

Secret Identity!

Peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-peti-HAMSTER!

Petiver riddles

Q:  When is a Petiver not a Petiver?
A:  A Petiver is *always* a Petiver.

Q:  How many Petivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  There is only one Petiver, and a regular lightbulb is very big for her.  So one Petiver can change one lightbulb if it's a small lightbulb, like a Christmas light.

i'm back!

Oh, it is a beautiful spring day and almost summer!  I am back from my wintering vacation.  I think winter is not a nice time at all, and I must go somewhere warm then.

I like the beach very much.  The sand is fun for baths and to play with.

And I like the fruity drinks.

But now it is so nice at home I do not even need to be at the beach!  There are so many flowers!  I like flowers very much.

















It is a happy Peti-time!

Where've I been?

Oh!  I don't even know!

How Lovely Are Thy Dwelling Places

I do not dwell in the mortal realm.  I dwell in the Peti-realm.

Laaaazy Hamster

I'm such a lazy Petiver.  Oh woe woe woe!  Peta-boo.

important!

Here is something I notice people do not understand very often. They think there are a lot of Petivers! This is not right, and it makes me a little upset.

Every hamster is not a Petiver. Rats are not Petivers!!! I am the only Petiver, and I am just one hamster.

But! There are other Petivers, who are not just plain Petiver. They are not the same as me. They are:

Baby Petiver
Baby Petiver looks a lot like this:


Demon Petiver
Demon Petiver looks kind of like this, but a hamster, and with fangs:


I would put in a picture of me, but I look a little like Pokemon, and that is embarrassing!

There is also the Petiver Superhero Team, but I will write about them later!

Burrowing time!

It's been freezing out lately, and I think I will need to do some burrowing. Those shredded newspapers are looking better and better. Yes, they are not just teeth-products! No! They are also excellent bedding for burrowing.

Burrr is for burrowing!

Petiver Boo!

Oh, I still haven't made any updates of substance. Boo! Hamster-ness is a busy business!

Boo!

Oh, I'm such a lazy Petiver. Boo! I haven't made a blog in such a loooong time! What a silly, lazy hamster I am.

Petiver's favorite things!

I think tonight is a good night to make a post about my favorite things that are very happy things.

I like:

Daisies!

Daffodils!

Lavender! (I know a nice song about lavender I like to sing.)

These are really fun to shred!

And I like that they made this one into a boat:

Kibble! I say that I eat Peti-kibble, but it is not gross like the dog food. it is yummy like this.

I will write about more good things later. But now it is soooo late for me. I go to sleep when it is dark! Good night!

Petiver has a blog!

Oh, my goodness! I did not expect I would ever have a blog. I do not know very much about these computers (I mostly like when they make dancing music), and I do not really know how I even know what a blog is. But Little Terror Dog made one for me. Yay!

I will try to write in it. It is hard to hit all the right keys with my little paws. I have to scamper around a lot and even jump! Jumping is not too easy. But I will try to write. It will be fun!

Hello!

Hamsters