Petiver riddles

Q:  When is a Petiver not a Petiver?
A:  A Petiver is *always* a Petiver.

Q:  How many Petivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  There is only one Petiver, and a regular lightbulb is very big for her.  So one Petiver can change one lightbulb if it's a small lightbulb, like a Christmas light.

i'm back!

Oh, it is a beautiful spring day and almost summer!  I am back from my wintering vacation.  I think winter is not a nice time at all, and I must go somewhere warm then.

I like the beach very much.  The sand is fun for baths and to play with.

And I like the fruity drinks.

But now it is so nice at home I do not even need to be at the beach!  There are so many flowers!  I like flowers very much.

















It is a happy Peti-time!

Where've I been?

Oh!  I don't even know!

How Lovely Are Thy Dwelling Places

I do not dwell in the mortal realm.  I dwell in the Peti-realm.

Laaaazy Hamster

I'm such a lazy Petiver.  Oh woe woe woe!  Peta-boo.

important!

Here is something I notice people do not understand very often. They think there are a lot of Petivers! This is not right, and it makes me a little upset.

Every hamster is not a Petiver. Rats are not Petivers!!! I am the only Petiver, and I am just one hamster.

But! There are other Petivers, who are not just plain Petiver. They are not the same as me. They are:

Baby Petiver
Baby Petiver looks a lot like this:


Demon Petiver
Demon Petiver looks kind of like this, but a hamster, and with fangs:


I would put in a picture of me, but I look a little like Pokemon, and that is embarrassing!

There is also the Petiver Superhero Team, but I will write about them later!

Burrowing time!

It's been freezing out lately, and I think I will need to do some burrowing. Those shredded newspapers are looking better and better. Yes, they are not just teeth-products! No! They are also excellent bedding for burrowing.

Burrr is for burrowing!